Hey! Look over here! We gave up our bonuses!: "All over the news tonight are stories of how Google is being 'stingy' with the cashola- their board of directors officially decided not to give Sergey, Larry, and Eric any bonuses this year. This, of course, is the news that will be repeated on CNBC in the morning, while failing to mention that those three execs have sold 500 million dollars worth of Google stock in the last three months alone. If a half-billion dollars in your pocket doesn't count as a bonus, what does?"—F---edGoogle

I just found this site. Hilarious.