Google: "We are going to explore space.": "No. I am not making this up.   A company which to this date has made 99.99% of all its revenue by selling advertising is now planning to branch out into nanotechnology and spaceflight.  Because as we all know, running a business selling tiny classified ads on people's blogs translates perfectly into orbital mechanics and life sciences. WHAT. THE. F.? Methinks some people did a few too many drugs at Burning Man this year.." —F---edGoogle