Yahoo! Acquires Unnamed Company: "Ah, satire. If you ever wonder whether you company is getting a reputation, just wait for the blogosphere to make fun of you. Case in point: Yahoo! Announces Acquisition of Company Before Its Foundation." —Jeremy Zawodny (Yahoo)

It wouldn't be funny if it weren't almost true. (That being said, once it's actually true, it won't be funny any more. But it will be immensely profitable—for those who fail to miss the cynicism.)